are you a clown because you are cirque du so lame
(via fatblackpeople)
i want there to be ramen noodles served at my wedding
ERMAHGERD YES
dont do that
(via lameborghini)
a meme a day keeps all the ladies away from you as far as possible
(via greatwhiteprivilege)
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
Good
(via americasnexttopme)
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
(via whatsacanada)
does miley cyrus do anything these days besides walk around
(via jesstheowl)
| Me: | should i get a life or watch another tv series |
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
(via notverysocial)
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
(via a-n0rexicminds)
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
(Source: cheerupsmelly, via weirdteenblogger)
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
(via weirdteenblogger)
