Alice, 17, spending my life cuddling things, eating things and annoying people

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

(via whackin)

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9 months ago

landorus:

me like every 15 mins: why do i have a boner

(Source: landorus, via rhydonmyhardon)

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9 months ago

theboywhorunswithwolves:

someone could literally marry me and i would still wonder if they secretly found me annoying

(Source: richielizard, via arielvevo)

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9 months ago

jamesyfranco:

if people were rain, i was drizzle and she was a sharknado

(via mammothswoon)

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9 months ago

burgrs:

i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower

(Source: sterekandstuff, via nighthooker)

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9 months ago

‘Cause my body’s too bootylicious for ya babe..

(via beonce)

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9 months ago

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via borinq)

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9 months ago

coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

(via peoplemagazine)

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9 months ago

punkbach:

a playlist with two songs: its raining men and set fire to the rain

(Source: wokandroll, via lntelligent)

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9 months ago

ifyoucarryonthisway:

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

(Source: averagefairy, via what-up-gorgeous)

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9 months ago

catboyfriends:

catzwillrule:

catboyfriends:

its ok to not like flowers crowns but seeing people get legitimately angry over them confuses me a lot…theyre cute little flowers you put on your head why would that make you want to get mad at somebody

Because they look stupid.

well there you have it folks nobody is allowed to enjoy flower crowns anymore because tumblr user catzwillrule thinks they look stupid. move on out guys

(via what-up-gorgeous)

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9 months ago

clubpenguln:

What’s the big deal about dicks and vaginas they’re just thingies

(via clubpenguln-deactivated20130825)

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9 months ago

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(Source: cantankerouscrab, via tinychatter-deactivated20131129)

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9 months ago

chalkos:

In America you get more dirty looks for wearing a hijab than wearing a “Cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt let that sink in.

(via inbox-deactivated20131029)

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